The Honda Creed

Had to do a little writing project for college; here is what I came up with, with a little help from Major General William H. Rupertus….

This is my quad. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My quad is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my quad is useless. Without my quad, I am useless. I must launch my quad true. I must launch faster than my enemy who is trying to holeshot me. I must holeshot him before he holehots me. I will…
My quad and I know that what counts in racing is not the fuel we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the roost we make. We know that it is the wins that count. We will win…
My quad is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its bars and its throttle. I will keep my quad clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My quad and I are the defenders of all that is Honda. We are the masters of Yamahas. We are the drag strip champions.