Alright… was doing some searching for a fire extinguisher mount and came across this picture from a product carried at HD. Now, I get marketing and trying to push your product, but this picture… seriously?

WTF could they be saying to that poor boy while they are all so f’in happy? Wouldn’t a fire escape plan be rather serious? Seams they are laughing at him which gives me the feeling the rest of the family generally isn’t very fond of him. That poor kid!

My caption for that jpg reads like:

Son, we really don’t like you very much so we are going to stick you in that back, basement room. Notice how there’s really not a proper escape route for you. Our lovely Sally here… well, her room is on the ground floor so she can just crawl out of a window. If we have a fire and unless you get your ninja skills operating at 110%, you’re gonna cook.