I picked up a 2005 TRX300ex from a buddy who got her all muddy, fell off, got banged up a little and put her up wet and dirty. He made a half-assed attempt to hose her off but in the end it was, well, half-assed. The quad then sat in his garage for a solid 2 years with no love or attention at all.
A few crisp hundred dollar bills and she followed me home like a hungry puppy.
Now I’m not a lazy man (there would be no chance I’d treat something like that that I paid money for) but I’m also a man that can appreciate the help of some good chemicals to ease me through the tough and dirty times in life. Lone Star Beer and Jameson whiskey are 2 I rely on regularly, but unfortunately they are about as effective at cleaning as the last girl I dated.
I have a dirty quad with baked on and aged fine mud covering every sexy crevice of her finely tuned body and I would like to see what she is really made of. What I need is a chemical/cleaner/unicorn/magic wand/bikini clad cleaning team to help me out. I did make a run at scrubbing but with all the nooks and crannies and it was as effective as foreplay on a fence post. I would like some spray on/spray off miracle juice if it exists.
What have you guys used with success to make your dirty girls ready for church? I mean all of her: cables, frame, plastic, tires, wheels, and especially the engine. I’m not talking about some mud that got flung on her at the last semi-pro wrestling match at the local strip club and was hosed off as soon as you paid your tab, but some seriously neglected overweight buck toothed nerd with bad skin hide her in the closet when your friends come over type of dried, caked on mud. Some of you know what i’m talking about, and yes it’s that bad.
I want the down low dirty details of how you made it happen as well. And we all like a dirty before and after pic too…
Thank you all in advance for your help in getting my dirty girl clean.
