Twas the night before Christmas,
Double fisted I was,
For simply no reason,
Other than just because.
Double fisted I was,
For simply no reason,
Other than just because.
And then I remembered,
I must load my sleigh,
Then single fisted,
I thought about the long day.
Not a creature was creeping,
At least that’s what they say,
Somehow they forgot the coondogs,
Who came around for Christmas Eve play.