Stealth exhaust..

So I’ve looked around and it seems like trying to find Bigfoot if you want a quiet exhaust… The problem is I have neighbors that are not atv/utv friendly, and a wife that can get migraines, and maybe I’m getting too old but I’ve had all the dirt bike, road bikes, muscle cars with loud exhaust. Sometimes you don’t want to attract the attention of everyone. Did I mention one of my neighbors is a conservation officer that has a not so friendly reputation…ugh.
I have a 425 hp car that is pretty darn quiet so it’s possible without losing performance. So does anyone have any ideas or know who sells one???
Thanks for any ideas!