Earlier today I went to a forestry supply place to help someone pick out a zero turn mower. They also sold Polaris ATVs, which the guy was pushing on me pretty hard. I told him I already had a Honda 500 to which he replied "Hondas are alright but the technology is a little outdated"

So I asked him, already knowing the answer "What kind of drive do all of these brand new Polarises have on them?"

Oh the audible chuckle I had when he had to stammer and say "Th-they’re belt driven"