Funny/Cool dash messages??? Lol votes??

I don’t take my stuff to the dealer, but I am thinking about seeing what they could do to change my dash message and get rid of the maintenance soon bs..

Thought about;
"SWAMP MODE ENGAGED"
"NUCLEAR NANNER"
"THE WETTER THE BETTER"
"HULK MODE ENGAGED" (inside joke my buddies started on me)
"PIN IT TILL U SEE JESUS"
"I LIKE IT FAST AND HARD"

Any other funny cool messages put them out, and any clue what the dealer light charge let me know. These always make me laugh lol..
Votes are welcome for my new message