ATTENTION…DOES ANYONE RECOGNIZES THESE TWO?

Before the long months of cabin fever set in, I thought a last spin around the mountains was in other.
The hunting season is on, and there are strange cats running around everywhere. The only place its safe is in town with the abandoned wives, they’re ready to PARTYYYYYY.
These two guys have been showing up at the trail head the last couple mornings, I think they are lost. One keeps blocking the trail with a red bike carrying red gas cans and black suit case looking thing strapped across the rear rack. The other guy must be related as you never see them more than 20 ft. apart. Neither seem to be arms, so may not eat well this winter.
In Colorado, we have the Buck Skin network, sponsored by the Colorado Division of Wildlife, which is a place wives can call to report their husbands that won’t/don’t come home after the hunt.
These two may be from the Oklahoma or Arkansas areas, looking for a homestead and a fresh start here.
Please post back any reward information concerning the return of these two, individually or as a pair. Is anyone’s looking for them? Does ANYONE miss them? ANYONE…..
They seem nice enough, and should make a nice addition to anyone’s family if adoptions becomes necessary. We have till midnight Thurs. to place them, before Social Services must be called. I don’t want to turn them into the People Control Unit.